What movies have not aged well?

From Russia With Love

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why are men today so pussiefied?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What was your first trans experience like?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Is Europe willing to risk losing its alliance with the United States, if they choose to continue the war in Ukraine?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Where do high school kids get weed from?

Live and Let Die

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Do countries with free health care generally have co-pays or deductibles to discourage use?

A View to a Kill

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why do companies cull employees during financial downturns without saying so?

-All the bad guys are black.

Dr No

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why is Eric Clapton so roundly disliked among guitarists?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-J W Pepper

What's the funniest thing you heard in a movie theater?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.